You are not imagining things. I hear it the same way. Actually its kind of annoying, because usually when you are calling Tech Support, you are in a very frustrated mood, and the last thing you want to hear is some automated recording where the person is just about to crack up laughing - and it does sound that way. Kind of ridiculous. I even got the front receptionist to listen to it once. "Sounds stupid" was her response. I think its a cross between ridiculous and comical. I can't decide. ++ Ascend Users Mailing List ++ To unsubscribe: send unsubscribe to ascend-users-request@bungi.com To get FAQ'd: <<A HREF="http://www.nealis.net/ascend/faq">http://www.nealis.net/ascend/faq</A>> </PRE> <!--X-MsgBody-End--> <!--X-Follow-Ups--> <HR> <STRONG>Follow-Ups</STRONG>: <UL> <LI><STRONG><A HREF="msg10358.html">Re: (ASCEND) re: Ascend's Comedy Voice-Mail</A></STRONG></LI> <UL> <LI><EM>From</EM>: Eric Wieling <eric@ccti.net></LI> </UL> <LI><STRONG><A HREF="msg10347.html">Re: (ASCEND) re: Ascend's Comedy Voice-Mail</A></STRONG></LI> <UL> <LI><EM>From</EM>: Clifford Donley <cliff@donleys.com></LI> </UL> <LI><STRONG><A HREF="msg10344.html">Re: (ASCEND) re: Ascend's Comedy Voice-Mail</A></STRONG></LI> <UL> <LI><EM>From</EM>: Jason Nealis <nealis@babylon.erols.com></LI> </UL> </UL> <!--X-Follow-Ups-End--> <!--X-References--> <!--X-References-End--> <!--X-BotPNI--> <HR> <UL> <LI>Prev by Date: <STRONG><A HREF="msg10344.html">Re: (ASCEND) re: Ascend's Comedy Voice-Mail</A></STRONG> </LI> <LI>Next by Date: <STRONG><A HREF="msg10339.html">(ASCEND) Quake and other networked applications.</A></STRONG> </LI> <LI>Prev by thread: <STRONG><A HREF="msg10339.html">(ASCEND) Quake and other networked applications.</A></STRONG> </LI> <LI>Next by thread: <STRONG><A HREF="msg10344.html">Re: (ASCEND) re: Ascend's Comedy Voice-Mail</A></STRONG> </LI> <LI>Index(es): <UL> <LI><A HREF="maillist.html#10343"><STRONG>Main</STRONG></A></LI> <LI><A HREF="thrd226.html#10343"><STRONG>Thread</STRONG></A></LI> </UL> </LI> </UL> <!--X-BotPNI-End--> <!--X-User-Footer--> <!--X-User-Footer-End--> </BODY> </HTML>