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Sorry guys, I'm superstitious, anyways it's amusing. Page Down.
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- Subject: Sorry guys, I'm superstitious, anyways it's amusing. Page Down.
- From: mel1@acpub.duke.edu (Douglas Melamed)
- Date: Wed, 21 Oct 92 21:10:18 EDT
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Mrom: xian007@Athena.MIT.EDU
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Subject: nifty chain letter for a better sex life.(evil grin)
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hi guys, here's a little something that might help relieve all your test
anxiety...just wiz by the first three or four pages of names and have fun...
:) :) :), christian
From:jldaigle
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RFrom: allenshu@Athena.MIT.EDU
From: AMH::PGMAY 17-OCT-1992 00:25:42.70
To: SGAHLGREN, BDBEAN, JEBENNETT, JEBLAKE
CC:
Subj:
From: AMH::PJVANTINE 16-OCT-1992 20:29:45.76
To: LMPETERSON, PCHORTA, PCJOY, PCLEWIS, PCSANTORO, PJMORSE, PCZAP,
PDBOCK, PFLALOR, PFWILTSIE, PGCONROY, PGMAY, PHLEE, PHROBSON, PJSHEA, PKTOTHY,
PGVENMAN, PJGOODING
CC:
Subj: stupidity in the form of a sexy chainletter
From: AMH::HAMCQUILLEN 16-OCT-1992 12:34:59.82
To: IN%"ejw4@lehigh.edu", MCSPINKS, MKBHATIA, PJVANTINE,
IN%"couzelis@horton.colorado.edu", IN%"96pje@williams.edu"
CC:
Subj: Chain Letter
From: IN%"bernstei@remus.rutgers.edu" 16-OCT-1992 00:34:44.56
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From: Rebecca F Gottesman <rfg3@cunixb.cc.columbia.edu>
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Sorry about all the stuff you have to go through to actually get to
this... Thought it was funny, though. -Rebecca
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From: Avni Klein <ank5@cunixb.cc.columbia.edu>
Pass it on. Skip to the end to get the 'amusing letter' and good luck.
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From: svg@Athena.MIT.EDU
Rrom: avntgrd@Athena.MIT.EDU
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From: snlall@Athena.MIT.EDU
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Nope, I don't believe in chain letters either, but of all the ones I've ever
received, this was certainly one of the most 'tickling'
So sit back, relax, read on, and may you have a good destiny :)
- - - - - - - -Billy
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Hey, I don't believe in chain letters but just in case....ha ha
sorry.
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rom: tzgrenfe@Athena.MIT.EDU
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rom: h20man@Athena.MIT.EDU
ubject: Hi! You'll see what this is about at the end --- so skip all the names
and check it out!
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From: mlgottli@Athena.MIT.EDU
Hi there! Skip all the names at the front and go to the text at the bottom. I
assure you, it's nothing personal. You may wish to thank me in a few days,
however.
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From: dean@Athena.MIT.EDU
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From: Michael.J.Zigmont@Dartmouth.EDU
Hey Deano!! It's pretty funny!!
- - - - - - - - - - - - -Ziggy at Dartmouth!
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>From: Daphne L. Monie
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Skip through all the names in the first part. The story part is actually
quite amusing; read and enjoy. I hope this provides a much needed break from
all the studying that I know everyone is doing. Yeah, whatever. See ya'.
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>From: Marjorie M. Lathrop
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Skip all of the opening stuff and skip right to the bottom. It's mildly
amusing and I'm superstitious.
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rom: Jennifer Carrie Vincent <jv18+@andrew.cmu.edu>
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Received: from lira.mg.andrew.cmu.edu via trymail
From: Christopher Lee Japhet <cj1i+@andrew.cmu.edu>
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From: Laurie Alexandra Modell <lm2n+@andrew.cmu.edu>
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From: Lissa.A.Rosenthal@Dartmouth.EDU
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I don't believe in this little chain letter thing, but I found the concept
quite amusing. Just think if you pass this on you will get laid in the next
4 days. Read it. It's funny.
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- - - - - - - - - - - - -As far as chain letters go, this is one of the more
amusing ones I
have come
across. Read on.
- - - - - - - - - - - - -One can only agree with that statement!!!!!
- - - - - - - - - - - - -Hope everyone has fun with this ,it's funny as all hell!
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WITH SEX ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE
This paper has been sent to you for good luck. The original has been
worn out from having passed through the hands of so many people. It
had travelled around the world 69 times [Dear Reader: please help
keep
this count current. If this letter falls into your hands after just
completing one more circuit of the world, please add one to the
count.]
The luck has now been sent to you. You will experience great sex
within four days of receiving this letter, provided you send it on!
Since the copy must tour the world, you must make twenty copies and
send them to others. This is no joke. Send no money. Send copies
to people who need to get laid within 96 hours.
After he passed this letter on, a Montana Spinach Control Officer got
his penis stuck in a cow-milking machine and had the longest series
of ograsms of his life. John Elliot tried to pick up a prositute,
but, because he broke the chain, was picked up by the police instead.
When they searched his home, they found magazines of little boys
which
they showed to his neighbours. In a suburb of Paris, Don Loray's
trousers were ripped by an unsatisfied erection, 51 days after
failing
to circulate the letter. However, before this happened, a condom
machine gave him three condoms for the price of one. (was this the
consolation prize?)
Do note the following: Hebert Pudstrom received the chain in 1953.
He asked his secretary to make twenty copies and send them out. A
few days later he encountered her in a red-light district making
more than he had every paid her at work. General George Patton,
who sent the letter on, saw what he thought was a quarter in the
street. When he bent down to pick it up, a beautiful woman in a
miniskirt walked by, and he got a great view. His aide, Colonel
Roger Bumswiver, who did not pass on the letter, tried to pick up
a similar object but was fucked up the ass by a desperate gay when
he bent over. Heywood Daddit, an unemployed chicken choker, received
the letter and forgot that it had to leave his hands within 96 hours.
His wife then went bowling with his best friend and never returned.
Later, after finding the letter again, he mailed twenty copies. A
few days later he got a wife and discovered that his old wife, who
he thought was wonderful, had made love to him like a dead salmon
for all these years! Alan Fairchild received the letter and, not
believing, threw the letter away. Nine days later he spilled hot
coffee in his crotch.
In 1987 the letter received by a young woman in Texas was faded and
barely readable, so she did not realize that this paragraph applied
to her. She promised herself she would retype the letter and send
it on, but she put it aside to do later. She was plagued with
problems including herpes and other venereal diseases she contracted
in her futile attempts to find Mr. Right in a singles bar. The
letter
did not leave her hands in 96 hours. She finally typed the letter
and found a man with a 10-inch penis.
You must distribute at least twenty copies within 96 hours of
receiving this letter. Those who do will find their love lives more
fulfilling. Those who do not will be doomed to one-night stands with
mechanical devices.
Enjoy...
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I thought you all might appreciate some humor in your day. Sorry about the
pages and pages of names in the beginning. Have a nice day!!
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