Sue Hill wrote:
> > >1. In the beginning GOD created the Bit and the Byte. And from
> > >those he created the Word.
> > >
> > >2. And there were two Bytes in the Word; and nothing else existed.
> > >And God separated the One from the Zero; and he saw it was good.
> > >
> > >3. And God said - Let the Data be; And so it happened. And God
> > >said - Let the Data go to their proper places. And he created floppy
> > >disks and hard disks and compact disks.
> > >
> > >4. And God said - Let the computers be, so there would be a place
> > >to put floppy disks and hard disks and compact disks. Thus God
> > >created
> > >computers and called them hardware.
> > >
> > >5. And there was no Software yet. But God created programs; small
> > >and big... And told them - Go and multiply yourselves and fill all the
> > >Memory.
> > >
> > >6. And God said - I will create the Programmer; And the Programmer
> > >will make new programs and govern over the computers and programs and
> > >Data.
> > >
> > >7. And God created the Programmer; and put him at Data Center; And
> > >God showed the Programmer the Catalog Tree and said You can use all
> > >the
> > >volumes and subvolumes but DO NOT USE Windows.
> > >
> > >8. And God said - It is not Good for the programmer to be alone.
> > >He took a bone from the Programmer's body and created a creature that
> > >would look up at the Programmer; and admire the Programmer; and love
> > >the
> > >things the Programmer does; And God called the creature: the User.
> > >
> > >9. And the Programmer and the User were left under the naked DOS
> > >and it was Good.
> > >
> > >10. But Bill was smarter than all the other creatures of God. And
> > >Bill said to the User - Did God really tell you not to run any
> > >programs
> > >?
> > >
> > >11. And the User answered - God told us that we can use every
> > >program and every piece of Data but told us not to run Windows or we
> > >will die.
> > >
> > >12. And Bill said to the User - How can you talk about something you
> > >did not even try. The moment you run Windows you will become equal to
> > >God. You will be able to create anything you like by a simple click of
> > >your mouse.
> > >
> > >13. And the User saw that the fruits of the Windows were nicer and
> > >easier to use. And the User saw that any knowledge was useless -
> > >since
> > >Windows could replace it.
> > >
> > >14. So the User installed the Windows on his computer; and said to
> > >the Programmers that it was good.
> > >
> > >15. And the Programmer immediately started to look for new drivers.
> > >And God asked him - What are you looking for? And the Programmer
> > >answered - I am looking for new drivers because I can not find them in
> > >the DOS. And God said Who told you need drivers? Did you run
> > >Windows?
> > >And the Programmer said - It was Bill who told us to !
> > >
> > >16. And God said to Bill - Because of what you did you will be hated
> > >by all the creatures. And the User will always be unhappy with you.
> > >And
> > >you will always sell Windows.
> > >
> > >17. And God said to the User - Because of what you did, the Windows
> > >will disappoint you and eat up all your Resources; and you will have
> > >to
> > >use lousy programs; and you will always rely on the Programmers help.
> > >
> > >18. And God said to the Programmer - Because you listened to the
> > >User you will never be happy. All your programs will have errors and
> > >you will have to fix them and fix them to the end of time.
> > >
> > >19. And God threw them out of the Data Center and locked the door
> > >and secured it with a password.
> > >
> > >20. GENERAL PROTECTION FAULT
> > >
> > >21. Now, freed from prying eyes, God booted up Linux and *really*
> > >got going!
> >