FW: Here are some UNIX responses to some UNIX commands:

["Schlough, Mark (NM IT)" <Mark.Schlough@nmb.norwest.com>]

> -----Original Message-----
> From:	Bork, Paul (NM IT) 
> Sent:	Monday, June 14, 1999 8:27 AM
> To:	Wolbeck, Joseph (NM IT); Ongstad, Patricia (NM IT); Seeley, Sharon R
> (NM IT); Morrow, Bruce (NM IT); Fremling, Jere (NM IT); Ware, Jon (NM
> DEVEL); Schlough, Mark (NM IT)
> Subject:	FW: Here are some UNIX responses to some UNIX commands:
> 
> :)
> 
> 
> Here are some UNIX responses to some UNIX commands:
> 
> # man woman desire
> man: desire not found
> 
> $ cat "food in cans"
> cat: cannot open food in cans
> 
> % nice man woman
> No manual entry for woman.
> 
> % rm God
> rm: God nonexistent
> 
> % ar t God
> ar: God does not exist
> 
> % ar r God
> ar: creating God
> 
> % "How would you rate Bibi's incompetence?
> Unmatched ".
> 
> % [Where is Jason?
> Missing ].
> 
> % \316 How did the sex change operation go? \316
> Modifier failed.
> 
> % If I had a ( for every nonsense from Bert, what
> would I have?
> Too many ('s.
> 
> % make love
> Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.
> 
> % sleep with me
> bad character
> 
> % got a light?
> No match.
> 
> % man: why did you get a divorce?
> man:: Too many arguments.
> 
> % !:say, what is saccharine?
> Bad substitute.
> 
> % \(-
> (-: Command not found.
> 
> $ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
> no sense in pretending!
> 
> $ drink bottle; opener
> bottle: cannot open
> opener: not found
>