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FW: Here are some UNIX responses to some UNIX commands:
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Bork, Paul (NM IT)
> Sent: Monday, June 14, 1999 8:27 AM
> To: Wolbeck, Joseph (NM IT); Ongstad, Patricia (NM IT); Seeley, Sharon R
> (NM IT); Morrow, Bruce (NM IT); Fremling, Jere (NM IT); Ware, Jon (NM
> DEVEL); Schlough, Mark (NM IT)
> Subject: FW: Here are some UNIX responses to some UNIX commands:
>
> :)
>
>
> Here are some UNIX responses to some UNIX commands:
>
> # man woman desire
> man: desire not found
>
> $ cat "food in cans"
> cat: cannot open food in cans
>
> % nice man woman
> No manual entry for woman.
>
> % rm God
> rm: God nonexistent
>
> % ar t God
> ar: God does not exist
>
> % ar r God
> ar: creating God
>
> % "How would you rate Bibi's incompetence?
> Unmatched ".
>
> % [Where is Jason?
> Missing ].
>
> % \316 How did the sex change operation go? \316
> Modifier failed.
>
> % If I had a ( for every nonsense from Bert, what
> would I have?
> Too many ('s.
>
> % make love
> Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.
>
> % sleep with me
> bad character
>
> % got a light?
> No match.
>
> % man: why did you get a divorce?
> man:: Too many arguments.
>
> % !:say, what is saccharine?
> Bad substitute.
>
> % \(-
> (-: Command not found.
>
> $ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
> no sense in pretending!
>
> $ drink bottle; opener
> bottle: cannot open
> opener: not found
>