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Re: [TCLUG:19966] [OT] How to have a Linux vacation



Step 1: Learn Geek (like greek, but different)
Step 2: Firewall workstation, no access to or from the outside world.
Step 2: Find a geek. (maybe a greek geek)
Step 3: Talk geek with said geek.
Step 4: Feed geek pizza.
Step 5: Make caffine offering to geek.
Step 6: Show geek you cool geek stuff.
Step 7: Chain geek to office chair in front of firewalled workstation.
Step 8: Get out of town. 

-- 
Andrew S. Zbikowski | http://www.ringworld.org
With a name like Zbikowski, you've gotta be good. 
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