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Re: (ASCEND) FCC Says Let modems go to 56K.
Kevin A Smith wrote:
> Nah - It's something to do with Bill Gate's grand master plan to rule the
> world!
>
Kevin,
You may be on to something...read on!
--
I found this on the following website:
http://miquels.www.cistron.nl
Recently one of my friends, a computer wizard, paid me a visit. As we
were
talking I mentioned that I had recently installed Windows 98 on my PC, I
told him how happy I was with this operating system and showed him the
Windows 98 CD. Too my surprise he threw it into my micro-wave oven and
turned on the oven. Instantly I got very upset, because the CD had
become
precious to me, but he said: 'Do not worry, it is unharmed.' After a few
minutes he took the CD out, gave it to me and said: 'Take a close look
at
it.' To my surprise the CD was quite cold to hold and it seemed to be
heavier than before. At first I could not see anything, but on the inner
edge of the central hole I saw a inscription, an inscription finer than
anything I have ever seen before. The inscription shone piercingly
bright,
and yet remote, as if out of a great depth:
4C696E75792052756C65730A0D4241434B20544F20574F524B204469636B0A0D
'I cannot understand the fiery letters,' I said. 'No but I can,' he
said.
'The letters are Hex, of an ancient mode, but the language is that of
Microsoft, which I shall not utter here. But in common English this is
what
it says:
One OS to rule them all,
One OS to find them,
One OS to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
--
Kim W. Premuda
FastWave Internet Services
San Diego, CA
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